Scroggins Crosswired Local News - November 1999

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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see)

Nov. 30, 1999

Police get complaints on city officials

Nov 29, 1999

Lucas, Thompson, Marshal, Justice top list of Macon's best-known bickerers

Nov. 24, 1999

DOT: Rail plan not moving fast enough for Christmas shopping

Nov. 23, 1999

Macon loses jobs, gains another good excuse to postpone unification

Nov. 22, 1999

Race for council president starts major food-fight

Nov. 19, 1999

Bibb school board's wimpy behavior induces challenge to pass-fail policies

Nov. 18, 1999

Web site exploits Macon's love of bickering

Nov. 17, 1999

Dogs attack pig put in same pen with them at Baldwin facility

Nov. 16, 1999

Ellis names NASCAR veteran as new CAO

Nov. 15, 1999

From jellyfish to vertebrates, School board committee recommends dunce policy enforcement

Nov. 12, 1999

Crawford commission holds illegal poker game

Nov. 11, 1999

GEMA to broadcast Y2K updates & forecasts

Nov. 10, 1999

 Macon group proposes fines for City Hall fighting

Nov. 9, 1999

Nuwaubians deprive Putnam P&Z of sleep

Nov. 8, 1999

Ellis to expose new Macon CAO on Nov. 15

Nov. 5, 1999

Election post-mortem reveals GOP trips over racial lines

Nov. 4, 1999

Burgamy mayoral campaign fizzles

Nov. 3, 1999

Governor wants Big Brother tracking students statewide

Nov. 2, 1999

Richardson sees the light following eye surgery

Nov. 1, 1999

Burgamy-for-mayor campaign depends on voter turnout

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Disclaimer: The accounts, quotes and stories on this page are wholly fictitious and intended as satire and humor. Although real names may be used and all good humor has an element of truth, this stuff ain't real. If you didn't already know these stories were bogus, then you're not too bright. --Steve Scroggins

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To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.

See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.

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