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November 1999Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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Police get complaints on city officials |
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Lucas, Thompson, Marshal, Justice top list of Macon's best-known bickerers |
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DOT: Rail plan not moving fast enough for Christmas shopping |
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Macon loses jobs, gains another good excuse to postpone unification |
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Race for council president starts major food-fight |
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Bibb school board's wimpy behavior induces challenge to pass-fail policies |
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Web site exploits Macon's love of bickering |
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Dogs attack pig put in same pen with them at Baldwin facility |
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Ellis names NASCAR veteran as new CAO |
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From jellyfish to vertebrates, School board committee recommends dunce policy enforcement |
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Crawford commission holds illegal poker game |
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GEMA to broadcast Y2K updates & forecasts |
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Macon group proposes fines for City Hall fighting |
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Nuwaubians deprive Putnam P&Z of sleep |
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Ellis to expose new Macon CAO on Nov. 15 |
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Election post-mortem reveals GOP trips over racial lines |
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Burgamy mayoral campaign fizzles |
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Governor wants Big Brother tracking students statewide |
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Richardson sees the light following eye surgery |
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Burgamy-for-mayor campaign depends on voter turnout |
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Write Your Own Macon News Story
These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.
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To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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